Some caught eels and one caught seals, but most of them caught nowt. Some caught roach and some caught bream, And some caught rainbow trout. Big Jim were a worm, were a great big worm, were a great big, bright red, bloody red worm Large and fat, and just like a picture, Crossed with an eel and a boa constrictor Fed him on whiskey, which made him frisky, On pies and a pint or two Big Jim were a worm, were a great big worm, were a great big, beautiful, bloody red worm.

But that five pounds must be won, he'd promised one to his daughter And so the dirty deed was done And Jim thrown in the water. Well the day arrived, the places drawn, and soon the fishing started It was a sin to puncture Jim and Jock was broken hearted. His favorite worm he called Big Jim, He really was a picture, You′d have thought he'd crossed a conga eel With a ruddy boa constrictor.

He fed his pets on powdered milk, On baby food and whiskey, And as the great day grew near, they grew quite fat and frisky. Jock Thompson said, ′for catching fish, good bait is what you need' So he got to work at once big worms to try to breed. A famous Scottish Angling Club arranged to hold a match And five pounds offered as the prize to him with the best catch.

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